Monday 15 April 2013

PRESS RELEASE! I have just been appointed Julia Gillard’s campaign manager.


I have just been appointed Julia Gillard’s campaign manager.
We warn Tony Abbott that it is on!

We may have lost the adult vote – 29% and sinking – but we start immediately appealing to the Jelly - Belly kindies!
It is so cheap – and we can avoid the previous management’s error of diminishing the university vote in favour of teenagers!
The school kids are too old anyway – they would never vote for us.

Indeed we may wish to appeal to unweaned babies. Macquarie dictionary and the Electoral Commission have agreed in transposing gurgles into votes!




Geoff Seidner
13 Alston Gr East St Kilda 3183
03 9525 9299

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